What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
14.06.2025 00:50

So they tried
share office space ...
Still no good.
Why do females hate MGTOW so much?
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
Next, they tried...
New Apple study challenges whether AI models truly “reason” through problems - Ars Technica
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Why do I feel worthless most of the time?
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Top Cardiovascular Researcher Sounds Alarm Over Current Heart Health Guidelines - SciTechDaily
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
How has Sanskrit influenced modern Tamil language, particularly in terms of vocabulary?
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Microsoft Copilot flaw raises urgent questions for any business deploying AI agents - Fortune
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Thumbs down again.
How do you write a letter to your uncle who sent you money for your birthday outfit?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How do people develop stage 4 cancer without noticing until it’s too late?